sex quiz




Sex Quiz

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Study each question carefully. Then choose the answer that seems more correct, True or False.

1. A clitoris is a type of flower.

2. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit.

3. "Spread-eagle" is an extinct bird.

4. Vagina is a medical term to describe heart trouble.

5. A menstrual cycle has three (3) wheels.

6. A g-string is part of a violin.

7. Semen is another word for "sailors."

8. Anus is the Latin word for "yearly."

9. Testicles are found on an octopus.

10. Asphalt describes rectal troubles.

11. KOTEX is a radio station in Bryan, Texas.

12. Masturbate is used to catch large fish.

13. Coitus is a musical instrument.

14. Fetus is a character on "Gunsmoke."

15. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute.

16. A condom is an apartment complex.

17. An orgasm is the person who accompanies the choir in church.

18. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.

19. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickles.

20. An erection is when Japanese vote for their new government officials.

21. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.

22. Sodomy is a special kind of fast-growing grass.

23. Pornography is the business of making record albums.

24. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origins.

25. Douche is the Italian word for "twelve."

26. An enema is someone who is not your friend.

27. Ovaries are a French egg dish made with cheese.

28. Scrotum is a small planet near Uranus.

29. A vulva is an automobile from Sweden.

30. A Fallopian Tube is a part of a television set.

31. Fellatio refers to an Italian dagger.

32. Cunnilingus refers to someone who can speak foreign languages.

33. Phallus was a city on the Nile.

34. VD is an American holiday celebrated on November 11.

35. Herpes was a Greek god.

36. A homosexual is a technician who purifies milk.

37. The ben-wa ball is held every year in Tokyo on June 1.

So, how did you fare?  Any 'true' answers?




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