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Out of 10, I'd give her one ...UGLY OR WHAT ? How does your potential partner score out of 10...
10 Vile. Are those limbs or growths? The older and uglier sister of 9. 9 A paper bag job. Wear one yourself in case hers comes off. Check for testicles (hers if you undress, yours when you leave). 8 Undertake safe sex - give a false name & address. 7 Ugly but willing (to pay for everything; beer, food, condoms, paper bags & sex) 6 Attractive in the right light i.e. total darkness. 5.5 One more drink and shell be a lucky lady 5 Better looking than your roommate and if tortured, would admit to shagging. 4 Could take her home to meet your mother (assuming shes not your mother) 3 Firm, to the touch and in her commands. Symmetrical from front & rear. Will appear clean. 2 A well rounded, quiet and ever-ready soul. Do not over-inflate. 1 The Goddess Aphrodite incarnate. Check for a pimp.
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