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Frosty the Coke-head

A Christmas carol which should be sung to the tune of Frosty the Snowman:

Frosty the cokehead was a crazed neurotic soul,
with a big glass pipe and a vial of crack,
and no sense of self control.

There must have been some poison in that last dime back he got,
for when he took his first big hit he dropped dead on the spot.

Frosty the cokehead doesn't worry anymore,
'cause when all is said, and your cold and dead,
then you never have to score.

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