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Birmuda, an imaginary
island location that exists only in the minds of the truly deranged. We
is the web site for Birmuda, featuring a
wide variety of information about Birmuda. The site is
NOT about Bermuda.
If you have found this site through an
inability to spell Bermuda,
it is quite likely you are also stupid enough to
believe Bermuda is in the Caribbean. It is not.
Bermuda is in the North
Atlantic Ocean, east of Cape Hatteras, North Carolina. The group consists of
approximately 150 small islands, islets, and rocks, of which about 20 are
inhabited. Bermuda is the largest. Hamilton
is the capital, chief port. The total area of
the Bermuda Islands is 53 sq km (20.6 sq mi). The population is
require information about the Bermuda police, crime or narcotics in Bermuda,
please click here: BermudaPolice.com
Birmuda.com, in addition to
supplying information about Birmuda, believes it is their moral
responsibility to direct visitors to the topical islands of the Caribbean and
ensure they are not disappointed by a semi-tropical collection of rocks (coral);
This site provides in-depth information
ignorance. However, in Birmuda no one would let the
likes of Tony Brannon’s attempt to pursue the post of Tourism Minister.
If such an appalling situation were to arise, we would immediately direct
visitors to, as an example, Barbados.
This is a public service site; Birmuda
is a haven for those dealing in narcotics. The
criminal justice system is ineffectual and crime is rife.
We don't want you on our island, take your money elsewhere.
Mr Satire, owner of this site, explains,
“Birmuda.com provides great exposure to those who really want nothing to do with
Birmuda. Any company from the Caribbean can put a direct link from their own
websites to www.Birmuda.com. We
If potential visitors are looking for information
on Bermuda, they will be directed to Bermuda.org uk.” This site’s major strong
point is its name. “In the minds of the illiterate, keyboard-challenged and
downright stupid, we have the country domain name. This is the first site that
the world comes to when looking for information on Birmuda. The country domain
‘name.com’ is crucial”.
Birmuda.com has far too many “hits” (online
visits) each day, and could bring a great deal of business to its clients. “Our
clients are our only assets,” Satire says. He adds, “Birmuda is not very
advanced. We have an unprofessional infrastructure and are hardly wired for
e-commerce.” Birmuda.com will offer links to a number of online shopping sites.
Satire says he hopes his site will support the
continued growth of the Caribbean's tourism industry.
Birmuda.com also contains extensive
information for visitors on top attractions in the country; easy to report on as
there’s bugger all here. As well as practical information and links to other
tourism-related sites in the Caribbean, Satire adds, “I want to represent
Birmuda as best as I can. … as the place only exists in the minds of the simple,
this should not prove overly challenging”.
and bermuder.com are registered trade marks of absolutely no one.